12.5% smart, 12.5% gentleman, 12.5% mature, 12.5% interesting, 12.5% humor, 12.5% smells like heaven kahit pawis, 12.5% nice skin, 12.5% good looks = ikaw na’ng nakaka-in love
50% movie, 25% dinner, 25% seeing each other after several months = unforgettable day
50% same hobby, 25% generous with knowledge, 25% sexy = ikaw na’ng crush ko
40% crush, 30% smile, 20% sexy voice, 10% looked my way = me in windang mode
50% Female + 25% Male + 25% Gay = 100% AkosiGaruts
That’s me in a nutshell. I have the female form (albeit something I wish was more vavavoom), the male brain (which is probably why I get along with them but not end up with them. May I just say, leche! 😛 ) and I’m as gay as it gets.
Kudos to the Bayo ad campaign for all the publicity they’re getting. Bad publicity is still publicity. If I’ll go with their thought, so now it means that to be world class, you have to be half and half of something?
Just to state the obvious, Arnel Pineda and Charice Pempengco are pure Filipinos. They may be half-sized 😉 but they’re 100% Filipinos. Lea Salonga is 100% Filipino and she’s 100% world class. This is me thinking out loud: what has the new Bayo endorsers have under their portfolios that will match even half of what these pure Pinoys have accomplished?
For the flak they got, they took down the ‘offensive’ ads and issued an official statement on their website:
Happy weekend/1-day work/then holiday!
P.S.: New season of True Blood premiers on Sunday, June 10. My weekly date with Eric Northman heretofore commences. ♥♥♥