Things I Would Love To Say Out Loud

Ever been in a situation where you would want to say something out loud just for the sheer heck of it? Like when you’re commuting or when you overheard someone say something that makes you want to butt in or that time when you concoct these ideas in your head and prepare your reply, just in case that situation comes up?

Just thought to share some craziness since it’s Friday and I think I’m close to being one because of my FWS. The dreaded Facebook Withdrawal Syndrome. I swear! It is soooo damn hard to get used to the idea that I won’t be able to access it once in a while (owww! really! hahaha) in the office. You know, just to ward off the boredom or just  hang on to dear sanity while doing your tasks.

So please allow me to share some crazy thoughts in my head that I really think should remain there. 😉

When Manong Driver asks, “Merong Pag-Ibig?” (it’s that building along Buendia)

Manong, walang pag-ibig! Wala!!! Isang kathang-isip lang yan! Sa fairy tales lang meron niyan! Isang napakalaking kalokohan!  (sabay breathe in…. breathe out… hahahaha)

When Manong Driver asks, “Merong Pepsi?” (that building along Aurora Blvd., Cubao)

Gusto niyo, Manong? Bili ko kayo.

Passenger goes, “Manong, merong bababa sa Robinsons”. Manong goes, “Merong bababa ng Robinsons?”

Ay manong, wala. Imagination niyo lang yung nagsalita kanina.

Manong asks, “Meron bang bababa sa Sta. Lucia?”  One passenger goes, “Meron po”. Then Manong still drives on and misses the stop completely.

I was tempted to say, “So Manong kaya niyo tinanong para ilampas niyo yung pasahero niyo?”

When a passenger asks, “Manong, pwedeng bumaba?”

Eh pano kung sabihin ni Manong, “Hindi pweddeeehhhh….” ano kaya gagawin niya?

When I overheard someone say, “Eh di ba maganda ako… tapos…”

I had to walk away before she finishes because I almost blurted out, “Mahal ka lang ng nanay mo…”

Hmmmm… come to think of it, di siguro ako mahal ng nanay ko o ayaw lang niya talaga magsinungaling! hahahaha

When someone confronts me and tells me, “May gusto ka sa akin no?”

Version #1: Meron! Pa-kiss nga! Isa lang… yung matagal ha! LOL!!!!

Version #2: Let me make this clear. Gusto, oo…. Mahal hindi pa… ok?

Version #3: Yes, I do and maybe you don’t like me as much. So while you can’t like me back like I want you to… just be kind. Deal?

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6 responses to “Things I Would Love To Say Out Loud

  1. Kristin Brænne

    ★★★★★

  2. fourkaster

    panalo!!

  3. jumbledcoffeethoughts

    Thanks Kristin and Fourkaster 😉

  4. Ivy

    Haha! Natawa ako dito sobra. Panalo!
    I can imagine your face while you wrote this or you’re about to say these lines. Panalo sa pagtataray.

    About your FWS, hehe! Like I said di ka nagiisa. Ako nga sa bahay lang ako nakakapag fb ngayon bakasyon. Pagbukas pa lang ng computer, ang bagal na, mga isang oras magload. Tapos yung phone ko wala ng access sa web kasi pinaroam ko. Yung gamit kong number dito, prepaid naman. Di nakasetup to use internet. Haha! At itong magaling kong kapatid, hindi ininstall ang wifi.. so walang kwenta yung Ipod ko ngayon. Nyemas!!

    • jumbledcoffeethoughts

      it makes me wanna go crazy the first few days… but i’m slowly getting used to it. ang hirrrrrrapppp!!! hahaha

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